Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?

Dependency arguments often come from elites -- either aid agencies or governments -- and say something about attitudes to poor people,

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.