Golf is not a funeral, though both can be very sad affairs.

It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth the playing.

I have often been gratefully aware of the heroic efforts of my opponent not to laugh at me.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.

In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.