Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name and they say golf is a quiet game

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course.

I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next.

Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.