Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

I am a member of the rabble in good standing.

My hates have always occupied my mind much more actively and have given greater spiritual satisfactions than my friendships.

Tolerance to my mind has been greatly overrated . . . . I take as much pleasure in detesting the good brothers and sisters of the [Anti-Saloon] League as they have in hating me.

I am a member of the rabble in good standing

That was part of the plan I devised for this game.