Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?
Orson Welles
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I have lived in so many different ways,
Do not judge m... RACHEL-ERIKA HENDERSON I am having a good time doing nothing. PHYLICIA RASHAD I am the Attributeless, Absolute, Nirguna. I have no name, no residence. SAI BABA My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian! WILLIAM SHATNER I'm a writer; it's not just what I do, but who I am. BEVERLY LEWIS It is not easy for me to sing consonants, and I am sorry if I don't sing the 'S'. JOSE CARRERAS I fell in love with Errol Flynn and Tyrone Power and Basil Rathbone and Hitchcock and Orson Welles a... JOHN LOGAN I am a winner, so why are you playing me?. HAIFA SANAD I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid. PAMELA ANDERSON My feeling is that labels are for canned food... I am what I am - and I know what I am. MICHAEL STIPE I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am. JUDY SHEINDLIN I'm not going to change; I'm very stubborn in this way. I am what I am. ANNE WOJCICKI I am a fan of wuxia. ZHANG YIMOU I am a businessman. RALPH NORMAN I am an economist, not an astrologer. RAFAEL CORREA I can't not be who I am. RANDY OWEN I am not struggling. What I do, it is what I do. VINCE GILL I am not an enemy of Adventism. WALTER MARTIN I am not an American; I am the American. VAL KILMER I am a recovering alcoholic. PATRICK J. KENNEDY I am who I am. ADAM LAMBERT I am Buzz Lightyear! BUZZ ALDRIN I am a Bolshevik. W. E. B. DU BOIS I am a hard-news journalist. That is what I do. CANDY CROWLEY I am not a farceur. I am not Blake Edwards. SYDNEY POLLACK I am a wife-made man. DANNY KAYE I am a glutton for tranquility. WOLE SOYINKA I am not a Hemingway aficionado. MARGAUX HEMINGWAY I am not immersed in self-admiration. SAUL LEITER I am not a crook. RICHARD M. NIXON I am not a dwarf. JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKER I am a geologist. ROBERT BALLARD When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker. PHARRELL WILLIAMS I am not a hater. FRED DURST I am not eloquent. MOSES I am a nutritionist's nightmare. CHRISSY TEIGEN I am a pupil of Pissarro. PAUL CEZANNE I am proud to be a Richie. SOFIA RICHIE I am a roller-coaster addict. MICK FOLEY I am Roe. NORMA MCCORVEY I am not overconfident. ROMANO PRODI I am a Westerner of Westerners! TAYLOR CALDWELL I am not a rabble rouser. COREY LEWANDOWSKI I am the skeptic of skeptics. TAYLOR CALDWELL I am a terrible sleeper. MATT SMITH I am a fosterer of animals. BELLAMY YOUNG I am a beast! ALBERTO TOMBA If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am. ROBERT PLANT I am wholesome. ANDREA CORR I am terrified of submarines. AUTUMN REESER I am a radical. CARTER G. WOODSON
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