Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


Mae West

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I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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To err is human - but it feels divine.
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
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Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
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It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
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Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
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MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
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I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
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I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
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I believe in the single standard for men and women.
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I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
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I'm tired, send one of them home
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Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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The curve is more powerful than the sword.
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