Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.

He is going to start running my column, or a version of it, in September.

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit it and read it are old women over their tea

It's a joke. The Daily News is trying to destroy this gossip column, and Stern is a casualty of a paranoid billionaire who had an ax to grind with the Post.

It was just so amazing. The Queen said she can't believe Coronation Street has been running for 45 years and asked when the anniversary for that was.

Bad news has good legs.