Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of the same.


Phyllis McGinley

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PHYLLIS MOEN
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our public school system is our country's biggest and most inefficient monopoly, yet it keeps de...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It is long overdue for parents to realize they have the right and duty to protect our children again...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
In a world of inhumanity, war and terrorism, American citizenship is a very precious possession.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
God made them? You think God made them? Did God call White Flower Farm and order the bulbs? Did God ...
PHYLLIS ROSE
Perhaps that is what love is: the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another person in terms...
PHYLLIS ROSE
The media has bought into the whole social revolution, the Kinsey ideas, and has been completely tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most frequent complaint I hear from college students is that professors inject their leftist pol...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or monuments all over the country, and lawsuits to r...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It's not the physical location of birth that defines citizenship, but whether your parents are c...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, an...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATTELLE
When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely...
PHYLLIS LOGAN
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Feminists don't honor successful women. You never hear them talking about Margaret Thatcher. Tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I believe that the worst thing the liberals did in this country was the Lyndon Johnson welfare syste...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
They fed them rice with maggots in it. He said the guys who couldn't eat it died.
PHYLLIS LEHMAN
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
PHYLLIS DILLER
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATELLE
If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
PHYLLIS BATELLE
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an...
PHYLLIS BATELLE
As long as I could remember, I had looked forward to a handful of wonderful events - a total eclipse...
PHYLLIS EISENSTEIN
How can we protect homeland security unless the government stops the invasion of illegal aliens?
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
ERA means abortion funding, means homosexual privileges, means whatever else.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for virtuous women.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
prompted by a growing concern, deeply held, about the future of the country's national security.
PHYLLIS OAKLEY
crumbling under an administration blinded by ideology and a callous indifference to the realities of...
PHYLLIS OAKLEY
I think the markets expect just about any outcome, though I don't think an ECB or a Swedish rate hik...
PHYLLIS REED
Her father had brought her a bookbag. It had pencils and pens in it and even a yo-yo to play with. S...
PHYLLIS HUNTER
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATELLE