Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.

I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here."
"I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal."
"Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignorance was thick on the ground, and unenlkghtenment befogged all the windows.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.