Greenies are safe if they are fed properly and chewed by the dog.


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The promise of education reform can never be fulfilled without adequate funding, and by shortchangin...
JOE LIEBERMAN
There's good art and there's bad art. A lot of action films are bad art, but Paul Greengrass...
JOE WRIGHT
Maybe you could put it out there that I don't have a built-in dislike of ballads. That was kind ...
JOE PERRY
The feeling of being accepted and acknowledgement and recognition and fame - I'm vain like every...
JOE JAMAIL
Our workers comp debt is the Achilles heel of our state's economy, and I firmly believe that in ...
JOE MANCHIN
Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN
When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO
One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN
Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN
The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK
Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN
I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO
Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON
No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN
I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA
I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN
The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH
We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN
I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE
Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON
People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON
Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON
I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON
CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON
I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON
I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON