Grownups have to say 'please,' too.


Tommy Lasorda

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JUDE WATSON
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.
GAYLORD PERRY
It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON
I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX
It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON
Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON
Please Tommy. Please.
JAMES DASHNER
I have been around a lot of different personalities ? Walter Alston, Leo Durocher, Tommy Lasorda. I'...
PRESTON GOMEZ
I have been around a lot of different personalities - Walter Alston, Leo Durocher, Tommy Lasorda. I'...
PRESTON GOMEZ
Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH
About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS
You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN
I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ...
RICK RIORDAN
When you're a performer, you have to please a large audience. And when you're in politics, y...
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
Alas, I think I am becoming a god.
TITUS
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name.
LUCAN
I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
LUCAN
I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato...
ISAIAH WASHINGTON
Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft...
GORDON KORMAN
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA
Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA
Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA
I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT
I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES
Most women say 'Please speak to me from the waist up: my brain, my eyes.'
KELLYANNE CONWAY
Will and Tommy Lee are the only actors I've ever worked with where neither of them want to say a...
BARRY SONNENFELD
The 'Artful Tommy' will never change - and perhaps shouldn't.
THOMAS HOVING
I just like hanging out, really. I'm not too hard to please.
BEN SIMMONS
I write music to please myself. Hopefully the director's enjoying it too.
CARTER BURWELL
They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with ...
BROOKE SMITH
I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any m...
HOWIE MANDEL
I've had journalists beg me to please say something negative about my estate.
FREEMA AGYEMAN
I've made music for grownups most of my life as a singer/songwriter - often with my band, Nine S...
LISA LOEB
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to m...
SARAH SILVERMAN
I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
EDIE CAMPBELL
Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman g...
LEN GOODMAN
I remember one time I saw Tommy Lasorda throw out the first pitch for a game and with all his baseba...
JOE HEGLER
On 'Grey's Anatomy,' I didn't have to move too much. I think I ran through the hospi...
ERIC DANE
Children are far more interesting to work with than grownups. They're incredibly honest. They...
TIM SAMPLE
People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt...
KANYE WEST
When people are grownups they're grown ups. They make their own decisions you know.
RENE REDZEPI
My father played five years for Valence in France's second division. I'd always cry when he ...
HENRIKH MKHITARYAN
The moment you say, 'Please, give me a reason for this', then you are being impossible and t...
MONTSERRAT CABALLE
I was taking singing lessons, and they'd say, 'Your voice is too hoarse. You have to do more...
CAROLE KING
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it, not hard enough and ...
TOMMY LASORDA
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's beca...
TOMMY LASORDA
When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
TOMMY LASORDA
There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and ...
TOMMY LASORDA
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA
Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
TOMMY LASORDA
When you - when you become the manager of a major league team, particularly the Dodgers, to me, that...
TOMMY LASORDA
We're all put here for a reason. And one little movement changes your way of life.
TOMMY LASORDA
I am so happy and proud to learn of Hideo Nomo's election to the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame....
TOMMY LASORDA
When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we&...
TOMMY LASORDA
I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.
TOMMY LASORDA
No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
TOMMY LASORDA
I bleed Dodger blue!
TOMMY LASORDA
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
TOMMY LASORDA
You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.
TOMMY LASORDA
I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
TOMMY LASORDA
I believe managing is like holding a dove in your hand. If you hold it too tightly you kill it, but ...
TOMMY LASORDA
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask ...
TOMMY LASORDA
'Pressure' is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure,...
TOMMY LASORDA
If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.
TOMMY LASORDA
I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the...
TOMMY LASORDA
There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happ...
TOMMY LASORDA
You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back.
TOMMY LASORDA
No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ...
TOMMY LASORDA
About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
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When I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was ...
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I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.
TOMMY LASORDA
I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.
TOMMY LASORDA
Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
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I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu...
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There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t...
TOMMY LASORDA
They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al...
TOMMY LASORDA
I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
TOMMY LASORDA
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
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Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA
The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA
Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA
When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
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He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
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Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character.
TOMMY LASORDA
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
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You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
TOMMY LASORDA
The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA
One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid...
TOMMY LASORDA
People say you can't go out and eat with your players. I say why not.
TOMMY LASORDA
All last year we tried to teach him Fernando Valenzuela English, and the only word he learned was mi...
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I am enthused and excited to be named the honorary starter. Waving the green flag is like swinging a...
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I motivate players through communication, being honest with them, having them respect and appreciate...
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The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
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This is bigger than baseball in the Olympics because of the attraction of the fans. If they're going...
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I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.
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No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
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I bleed Dodger blue!
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If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
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You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.
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I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
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If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.
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I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the...
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There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happ...
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You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back.
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No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ...
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About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.
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When I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was ...
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I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.
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I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.
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Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
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I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu...
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There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t...
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They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al...
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I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
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Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
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Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
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The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
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Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA
When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
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He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
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Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character.
TOMMY LASORDA
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
TOMMY LASORDA
You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
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The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination.
TOMMY LASORDA
One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid...
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People say you can't go out and eat with your players. I say why not.
TOMMY LASORDA
All last year we tried to teach him Fernando Valenzuela English, and the only word he learned was mi...
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I am enthused and excited to be named the honorary starter. Waving the green flag is like swinging a...
TOMMY LASORDA
I motivate players through communication, being honest with them, having them respect and appreciate...
TOMMY LASORDA
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
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I can't match him up.
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Frank asks me questions, and I give him opinions, and that's it. I'm the senior advisor to the chair...
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I'm a booster of Terry Collins .
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You've got to be patriotic. You've got to be proud of the country that you come from.
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When Castro came into power, they called a general strike, and nothing moved for nine days. We were ...
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I told him, 'You will be a major league manager. You have the ability, you have the knowledge and ce...
TOMMY LASORDA
What is my opinion of his performance?
TOMMY LASORDA
I've had escorts before, but nothing like this.
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Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reserv...
TOMMY LASORDA
No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're raine...
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She's a package of dynamite, an endless worker.
TOMMY LASORDA
I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.
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I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
TOMMY LASORDA
I was in awe of playing on that (1955) team,
TOMMY LASORDA
We met with him for two hours, and we talked about everything. He seldom laughed, that was one thing...
TOMMY LASORDA
Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
TOMMY LASORDA
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you,...
TOMMY LASORDA
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TOMMY LASORDA
I traveled 2,500 miles to have lunch with you all. It's a good lunch, ... But you have to care.
TOMMY LASORDA
No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are ...
TOMMY LASORDA
Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too.
TOMMY LASORDA
I'm so excited I had a seven-car police motorcycle escort. I've had escorts before, but nothing like...
TOMMY LASORDA
My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it.
TOMMY LASORDA
Today's Chrysler Group profit-sharing announcement recognizes the hard work of our employees and our...
TOM LASORDA
We're working on driving retail traffic.
TOM LASORDA
He loved USC very, very much.
TOM LASORDA
Second, we need to set some reasonable and fair limits on damages in product liability cases.
TOM LASORDA
Starting with the manufacturing launch of the 2007 Dodge Caliber, the Chrysler Group has an onslaugh...
TOM LASORDA
Despite rising fuel prices, devastating weather events and a difficult market environment, Chrysler ...
TOM LASORDA
As a supplier, an ability to operate in multiple geographic locations simultaneously is a competitiv...
TOM LASORDA
VW is a possible partner for further projects. The times in which a company could face an industry o...
TOM LASORDA
Sure, (the Padres) are going to be the underdog. But they have a good enough club to beat somebody, ...
TOM LASORDA
I'll cherish the days that I spent with him and traveled with him. He was my mentor, he was my idol,...
TOM LASORDA
A significant part of the solution to our energy, environment and national security issues can be ho...
TOM LASORDA
Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the gro...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all o...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
Success is fickle, but creativity is a gift.
TOMMY SHAW
In some ways, climbing in the clouds is comforting. You can no longer see how high off the ground yo...
TOMMY CALDWELL
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
TOMMY SMOTHERS
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
TOMMY CHONG
I'm always getting injuries like bruised and bloody knuckles from catching a cymbal or the edge ...
TOMMY LEE
I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ...
TOMMY HILFIGER
No one really buys records anymore. You can look at sales and do that math real quick. Unfortunately...
TOMMY LEE
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
TOMMY ARMOUR
The Ramones are not an oldies group; they are not a glitter group. They don't play boogie music,...
TOMMY RAMONE
I'm still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA sys...
TOMMY LEE
I've always loved the mixture of crushing live drums with a programmed groove, that really cool ...
TOMMY LEE
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ...
TOMMY COOPER
I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a to...
TOMMY LEE
Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business.
TOMMY HENRICH
Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offere...
TOMMY STEELE
When I was a little kid, I took tap and ballet. I've always loved to dance. I'm a rhythm machine.
TOMMY LEE
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
TOMMY SMOTHERS
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TOMMY COOPER
The preppy lifestyle has gone global. We feel that our business has grown so well because preppy tra...
TOMMY HILFIGER
Algebra looked like Chinese characters to me, and I could never get into reading Shakespeare. I just...
TOMMY HILFIGER
Mostly I listen to old-time music, some bluegrass, some Americana stuff, too many to name. But of th...
TOMMY RAMONE
I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re...
TOMMY SHAW
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we r...
TOMMY CHONG
Over the last 15 years we've developed our brand into a global brand and we wanted our giving to...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I've never tried to do couture, because it's a whole different beast.
TOMMY HILFIGER
We like to believe our fashion is growing.
TOMMY HILFIGER
I looked at my competitors and I thought that, If they could do it, I could do it. And if, they are ...
TOMMY HILFIGER
My mother was kind and forgiving and would take in all the waifs and strays in our neighbourhood; we...
TOMMY HILFIGER
We had incense and rock'n'roll posters, and we sold records and rolling papers. People could...
TOMMY HILFIGER
If I see someone wearing Hilfiger it makes me proud, but then I wonder what I could do to make the s...
TOMMY HILFIGER
My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or finan...
TOMMY HILFIGER
My passion for music has always inspired my designs.
TOMMY HILFIGER
I knew exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to build some kind of lifestyle brand that was preppy a...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Ju...
TOMMY HILFIGER
We are going back to our roots by cultivating new unsigned talent who otherwise might go unnoticed.
TOMMY HILFIGER
We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to...
TOMMY HILFIGER
You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.
TOMMY HILFIGER
It was difficult for me because I was searching for the answer for so long, and the answer was right...
TOMMY HILFIGER
But I think, if you're in the spotlight, people are going to say bad things, and that's just...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I think it's dangerous to think that you're successful, because then you become complacent.
TOMMY HILFIGER
I thought, if I went into business I'd be able to control my own destiny.
TOMMY HILFIGER
In designing a lifestyle brand, you have to know more than just designing clothes.
TOMMY HILFIGER
Our look and image never change dramatically from one season to the next, so we need an edge.
TOMMY HILFIGER
One of the most important things to me is to make things real, not have models who are perfectly gro...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I'm a designer of more than clothes. I am a designer of a very creative concept.
TOMMY HILFIGER
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you...
TOMMY BOLT
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went ...
TOMMY CHONG
Trust is a big word for me. Loyalty and trust, for me, are everything. It's the core of what I&#...
TOMMY MOTTOLA
You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't ...
TOMMY CHONG
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
TOMMY COOPER
Aerosmith's 'Rocks' is on the list of my top favorite albums of all time.
TOMMY LEE
You can have fun, but you also have to put on your thinking cap every day.
TOMMY SHAW
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possibl...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He sai...
TOMMY COOPER
People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's tru...
TOMMY TRAN
Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
TOMMY CHONG
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a lib...
TOMMY COOPER
I like a lot of classic movies, like, for example, 'Citizen Kane', James Dean movies, etc, e...
TOMMY WISEAU
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing....
TOMMY CHONG
The Ramones were not about having a good time. The closest thing probably was maybe Joey and Dee Dee...
TOMMY RAMONE
The Dawn Wall and the Fitz Traverse were super-satisfying climbs. But I will always be searching for...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like there's no way you ...
TOMMY CALDWELL
I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st...
TOMMY CALDWELL
As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla...
TOMMY SHAW
If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co...
TOMMY FRANKS
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ...
TOMMY COOPER
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
TOMMY CHONG
I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian...
TOMMY RAMONE
Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it...
TOMMY CHONG
I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,...
TOMMY CHONG
We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick...
TOMMY FRANKS
I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early...
TOMMY HILFIGER
I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
TOMMY CHONG
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age....
TOMMY COOPER
Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o...
TOMMY MOTTOLA
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. T...
TOMMY COOPER
Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing...
TOMMY RETTIG
The Radiohead record, The Bends is my all-time favorite record on the planet.
TOMMY LEE
There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi...
TOMMY MOTTOLA
Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
TOMMY DOUGLAS
The best thing about being rich is the freedom; freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want. I...
TOMMY LEE
I've always gravitated towards the beats, obviously. And when I was growing up, I always loved f...
TOMMY LEE
My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean i...
TOMMY LEE
We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN
The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE
I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER
We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG
Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE
Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE
Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE
The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS
If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW
The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS
Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the...
TOMMY CHONG
In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE
Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO
Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU
Groupies are just very enthusiastic fans, that's all.
TOMMY RAMONE
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
TOMMY CHONG
For me, I love to dream big, and I love to find ways to be a bit of an explorer. These days, it seem...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o...
TOMMY MADDOX
a hammer and an anvil.
TOMMY FRANKS