Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.

By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!