Had anyone told me that I was going to have a career in business, I would have said, 'No way.'

Very ugly things were said about me.

With the Taiwan disruption, which affects, most especially, our PC business, we don't think we'll achieve the high end of [the sales] range and are more likely to come in closer to the low end,

This announcement marks a defining moment in the evolution of HP's imaging and printing business,

We turned in very strong performance in our UNIX business. We now have a superb product lineup with more in the pipeline.

I lost my job in the most public way possible, and the press had a field day with it all over the world. And guess what? I'm still here.