Hail to thee Alabama, you verdant trollop.

oh that's right, you never lie unless your mouth is open and words are coming out of it

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.

People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works

The things that happen to me just make me more me.

Hail to thee, Alabama, thou verdant trollop!