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I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. TOMMY CHONG
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one sess... WILL ROGERS
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to t... ROSEANNE BARR Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
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I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny. CHEVY CHASE I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool&...
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The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... STEPHEN COLBERT I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.'...
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I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some ... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in gene... RYAN REYNOLDS
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been fu... TRACY MORGAN I'd heard a lot of Asian people were rooting for me, but I had no idea. I was stunned. They were...
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It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. NATALIE MERCHANT
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. MIKE BIRBIGLIA
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it'... NICK CAVE
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce m... BARBARA WALTERS
No, I'm not rich. I had a tax problem in this country, curiously enough, and my accountant said ... DONALD SUTHERLAND
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm ... MIRANDA HART
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian hi... ROSEANNE BARR I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts ...
KATE BECKINSALE I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound ra...
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There are those photographers who have made a whole career doing commercial work but have never had ... DUANE MICHALS
For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them w... AL FRANKEN Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ...
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PAUL SORVINO I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don...
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Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and no... KEANU REEVES
I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mi... DREW BARRYMORE
I didn't want to be thirtysomething and not know what I was going to do. I was quite afraid of t... STELLA MCCARTNEY
When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had ... JERRY LEE LEWIS In that sense, I became politicized because the people in the coal mining villages who were involved...
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I couldn't understand why my productivity went down when I had deliberately made more time avail... SIMON SINEK A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it&#...
RANDY HARRISON I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not...
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Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who... DENNIS MILLER
My mother and my father were teachers. My grandmother and my grandfather were teachers. This is some... WARREN BEATTY
When The Who first started, we were playing blues, and I dug the blues and I knew what I was suppose... PETE TOWNSHEND
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musician... TOMMY CHONG
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn'... JIM CARREY I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-...
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KEVIN DILLON Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laug...
NICK WECHSLER
I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act... ELIZABETH GILBERT
When I first heard rap, I wasn't quick to be critical. I couldn't understand what they were ... CASEY KASEM
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step ou... ROSIE PEREZ There were certain young actors I had trained with at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art who had alwa...
DAVID WARNER
I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of ... NATHAN FIELDER
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn o... JENNY ECLAIR I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my ever...
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I've made some great mistakes in my life, but, you know, they were honest mistakes. HENRY ROLLINS
I've tried my hardest to bribe my chef, but my team have been clever and hired someone who not o... USAIN BOLT I've had days here and there where I would get discouraged because I wasn't a big star, but ...
JANE LYNCH
I've known entrepreneurs who were not great salespeople, or didn't know how to code, or were... HARVEY MACKAY
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... GREG BEHRENDT My parents, my family, that's the biggest inspiration in my life. I've been in a lot of dark...
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My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v... DAVE RAMSEY
I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into... ROBERT WEBB
Overall, we had about 50 meetings where the brothers would say that I couldn't do any solo recor... SAMMY HAGAR
I'm from a working-class family. We didn't have a lot, but we had the arts. You're talki... JOHN TRAVOLTA People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff ...
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TIM GALLAGHER There's a lot of weight on the shoulders of a single parent, and that's taken a lot of energ...
JOANNA CASSIDY
I had a bad back for a couple of years. I had to do a lot of physiotherapy for it. What I couldn'... HUGH JACKMAN I think my dad did legal work for someone who had a Packard Bell 8088, and they couldn't pay him...
JEREMY STOPPELMAN I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of ...
BRIAN LAMB
The only real experiences I've had with therapists were the ones who were working with me and my... KEVIN SPACEY
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny ... JACKIE MASON Advances don't fundamentally interest me. It sounds terribly naive, but money doesn't really...
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I did two movies that were arthouse movies; they were critically successful but made no money at all... DANIEL ESPINOSA Being that I was raised in the Catholic faith, I am very careful about what I choose. I've turne...
SIOBHAN FALLON HOGAN My mom wasn't so much such a great cook. But I don't know, I think I have a very strong moth...
APRIL BLOOMFIELD I've seen a lot of great players that couldn't get to the top because of horses, and I'v...
FACUNDO PIERES A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves...
CARLY CRAIG My goals were last year to win the world champs and this year to win the Olympic Games and I've ...
SALLY PEARSON I take my hat off to people like the Stones, but it's not for me. I couldn't do that. Jagger...
PAUL WELLER His last 2 shows in the U.S. were in Chicago and St. Louis. I don't know what made me go on the ...
NANCY SINATRA
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had ... FRANCESCA ANNIS I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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AL LOPEZ
I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't ... PATRICK NESS Dominic Sherwood would always tell me a joke right before it was my take or my close up. He'd sa...
EMERAUDE TOUBIA I was very disruptive. I was horrible. I didn't learn like all the other kids. I had to sometime...
ELIZA COUPE I went to UCLA for a year and a quarter. There were too many students at UCLA interested in what I w...
CASEY NICHOLAW Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment...
LUCY PUNCH
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I'... JAY PHAROAH I don't wish hardship on anybody. My background was one of being very difficult, very hard, and ...
KERRY STOKES I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either ...
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