Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

God' is an excuse to justify hate.

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

He didn't seem to realize that three excuses was as good as no excuse.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.