Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
"But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!"
"I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing."
"That may be, but the muffins are the same!

Can you keep secrets? Can you know a thing and never say it again?

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?
- Then I shall build you wings.

The thing I write will be the thing I write.