Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by a brick from Ignatz Mouse is funny. All the sad things happening to Charlie Chaplin are funny. It's funny because it's not happening to us.
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AL FRANKEN Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what peop... WILL EISNER One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a de... MARSHALL MCLUHAN I'm really happy and a bit sad too. Funny how we're able to feel both emotions at the same time.. or... MJ CHRISTINE Marry me. Nay, marriage will cost us precious moments together. Let us make sweet, passionate love r... KIERSTEN WHITE There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothi... J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting ... F. SIONIL JOSE Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. AGNES REPPLIER Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else WILL ROGERS Funny noises are not funny NANCY CARTWRIGHT I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler p... VERA FARMIGA Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE Watch, Listen, & Learn . . . Broaden your sense of humor by watching funny movies and shows... SUSAN C. YOUNG Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power. J. TILLMAN If you try to be funny, you're not being funny. JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. J.K. ROWLING The things that are truly funny were never really intended to be funny at all. JESSICA KENNEDY Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not f... 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KATE DICAMILLO When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are... FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. BAUVARD I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not ... ISSA RAE It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny. ERIK GRIFFIN I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some ... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I always dreamed about getting on TV and being part of a team - a funny ensemble. D'ARCY CARDEN Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin m... LEONARD MALTIN I think that's what's causing everything. It's a pattern of things that have been said -- things sai... MILTON BRADLEY That was funny for me, never (getting) a chance to play. That's kind of funny but I just don't remem... DARKO MILICIC Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. DON RICKLES Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny. JOE GRANT When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are... FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT I'm a bug on acting, which distinguishes Second City from a lot of other revues. It comes from t... BERNARD SAHLINS I'm good at being funny. TOM STOPPARD I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... LARRY DAVID A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may cho... GARY D. SCHMIDT I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. WOODY ALLEN By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pre... JEMIMA KIRKE Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy an... ROBERT KLEIN How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's ... LES DAWSON It's funny because it's funny. DAVID SPADE Of all funny things, truth is the funniest. NEEL BURTON From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! DR. SEUSS From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! DR. SUESS Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out w... ANDREW STANTON I'm not funny. What I am is brave. LUCILLE BALL I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience ... JOAQUIN PHOENIX Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I l... T. J. MILLER Getting fan mail from Brazil is kind of funny. ESSIE DAVIS I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... 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