Happiness equals reality minus expectations

There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

We change the world a little each day with our kindness.

We're supposed to be the greatest industrialized nation in the world, and this is the best we can do? Tenth? You don't even get a ribbon for tenth. What's next? Will Fiat bump Saturn out of the top 10?

Living the dream.