Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose, and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war.

Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.

Happiness is a monstrosity! Punished are those who seek it.

We must find out what words are and how they function. They become images when written down, but images of words repeated in the mind and not of the image of the thing itself.

The secret of happiness is having something meaningful to do, seeking purpose

Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.