happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

I see a lot of homes that are supercool, and everything is very tasteful, but it's not warm. I'm really scared of rooms that look too serious.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

Condi, may I go Pee?