Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

All the money in the world can't buy you back good health.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Watching a good actor is the best way to learn.

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.