Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -H. L. Mencken.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.