Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.


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Every step in the dark turns out in the end to have been on course after all.
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No-one ever built a statue of a critic.
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Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
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He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.
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Bedtime is daytime,
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I seen a fireman come crawling out. If they're crawling out, that's really not good.
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If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic.
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Now he is treading that dark road to the place from which they say no one has ever returned.
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I don't know that I've ever seen a bad kid come out of 4-H.
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This instant is the only time there is.
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I am never upset for the reason I think.
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Perception is a mirror not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward.
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Teach only love for that is what you are.
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Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists. Herein lies the peace of God.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES
Only my condemnation injures me.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES
I can elect to change all thoughts that hurt.
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Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES
Only your mind can produce fear.
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They don't have to listen to anybody - except a professional designer, of course.
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I'm not a guy who has ever seen the inside of a gym.
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The lake has risen higher than I've ever seen in my lifetime, Everyone who wanted to got out.
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Maybe crazy is what they call anybody who's got magic in them after they're no longer a child.
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My only objection to the custom of giving books as Christmas presents is perhaps the selfish one tha...
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Golf...is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge th...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is f...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
Flowers are happy things.
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and t...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE