Has it ever struck you that the trouts bite best on the Sabbath? God's critters tempting decent men

Every time a child says "I don't believe in fairies" there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.

One's religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

I've sometimes thought. . . that the difference between us and the English is that the Scotch are hard in all other respects but soft with women, and the English are hard with women but soft in all other respects.

What happened to these young men, it had nothing to do with religion. It was a random thing. They just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time doing the right thing.