Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

The best revenge is massive success.

Every time you make a typo the errorists win.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.