Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being dished up to the world as American popular music today?
Billy Joel
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA When I was a kid,if you were lucky, you listened to that music on Radio Luxembourg or the American F... GEORGIE FAME Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen... ACTION BRONSON I enjoy music that is commercial. I think that in order for music to be heard in a lot of different ... BABYFACE i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen... DARIUS RUCKER It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say? JOSH DAVIS Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. GEORGE WILL Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. GEORGE WILL Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. GEORGE F. WILL We are not victims by nature...we are programmed to be victims...for good reason...if we truly embra... GAIL MARIE MACLEAN I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM I was lucky enough to grow up in a house where we listened to all kinds of music. We listened to Hai... CECILE MCLORIN SALVANT Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say. UNKNOWN You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do. CRAIG GROESCHEL Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?... ERNEST HEMINGWAY I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E... GARTH RISK HALLBERG Public radio is the last oasis of free and independent music. For satellite radio channels, you have... NELLIE MCKAY Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK We've been in your home, we've been on your farm, we've been in your workplace. We have listened to ... DAN QUAYLE I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Don't do it, because you have to do it.
Do it, because you love to do it. PRITISH PATTANAIK To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. JEFFREY FRY Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do. RICHIE NORTON My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo. JOSH YOUNG The power of a label and radio and a booking agency and all that - you never know until you experien... BRETT YOUNG I listened, motionless and still; And, as I mounted up the hill, The music in my heart I bore, Long ... WILLIAM WORDSWORTH I listened, motionless and still; And, as I mounted up the hill, The music in my heart I bore, Long ... WILLIAM WORDSWORTH You make music to change the radio, not make music for the radio. NAYVADIUS CASH The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Life can only be understood looking backward. It must be lived forward. ERIC ROTH You're afraid of getting hurt like I'm afraid to die. It doesn't mean I'm not going to live every da... VI KEELAND Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. KODY KEPLINGER I turn and kick with the first one and feel myself being lifted and thrown towards the beach. It's l... MARK SMITH What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough ... DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o... DOUGLAS ADAMS In some Latin American countries, particularly in Mexico, you use radio for everything. You don't ha... JESUS LOZANO O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN And as you come to know Him, you're becoming like Him. The more you are like Him, the more different... CRAIG GROESCHEL I don't spend a lot of time asking "WHY?" Instead I focus on what I should do now or how I should re... JEFF DIXON-THE KEY TO THE KINGDOM All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses whi... TODD ENGLISH Ain't nobody making music to not be heard and the easiest way to be heard is to be on the radio,... TALIB KWELI The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any k... VIRGIL THOMSON I really want it to have an impact on the world. I want to be in a town on the other side of the wor... ALEX KAPRANOS Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Don't waste your tremendous voice writing messages in the sand. LORIN MORGAN-RICHARDS The good and bad are all tangled up together. American popular music is loved around the world becau... PETE SEEGER You change the world by being yourself. YOKO ONO Anything that is exclusive will be accused of elitism; living one’s dreams will be called pretenti... FENNEL HUDSON We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy... BILL ANDREWS I haven't listened to much music lately; I've been out of it. ADAM JONES Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive! NEIL OLSSON Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words. SYED SHARUKH There is a difference between being listened to and being heard. GILLIAN ANDERSON Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged. BILLY JOEL Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Judas said, "Master, as you have listened to all of them, now also listen to me. For I have seen a g... RODOLPHE KASSER Rock musicians, and a vast array of popular-music musicians, due to their wealth, acquired through t... BILL DIXON A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ... RICK RIORDAN Judge not lest ye be judged. THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW Being listened to and heard is one of the greatest desires of the human heart. RICHARD CARLSON I thought you'd be interested in these things as a government man. Ain't you mixed up in the prices ... ERNEST HEMINGWAY If you're going to go to the moon, you don't shoot the rocket right at the moon. You have to... DREW HOUSTON Jinki nazron ki khidkiyon se unki rooh ko jhaakne ki ijaazat ho,
mohobbat hai mujhe har us shaks se.... HENNA SOHAIL I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The... JON BELLION Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL - Mrzim sve što je odricanje! - Ni ja, Ivane, ne pristajem da se odričem. Ja hoću ceo, sav, ... DOBRICA ĆOSIć In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been wi... DOUGLAS ADAMS There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terr... DOUGLAS ADAMS To make one mistake, and then fix it. It shows, a sign that you have understood the lesson. DEYTH BANGER She was restless. She drove a little too fast, swam a little too far offshore. She hitchhiked. She s... ELIZABETH WINDER Boring people live boring lives. HABEEB AKANDE Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." ERIC JEROME DICKEY He'd never forget what Naasir had said to him when Dmitri yelled that he didn't intend to bury anoth... NALINI SINGH Seeking survival, hostile, hidden from sight, Deliciously flavoured - juicy, sweet bite, E... CLAUDIA BAKKER He muttered something foul and then climbed the stairs, rapping twice on Timmie’s door. “Ri... JEANIENE FROST The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin... AKIROQ BROST The machine demanded access codes. As he entered the first, a faint whispering sound startled him, c... CHRISTINA ENGELA The airplane should have landed early this morning. I heard on the radio it had crashed. I don't und... CLAIRE RENETTE I was listening to the radio and they were playing some music in my cell. I heard a voice through th... ANDREA YATES We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s... BILLY JOEL The standardization of world culture, with local popular or traditional forms driven out or dumbed d... FREDRIC JAMESON There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don&... JIMMY BUFFETT You don't make a photograph just with a camera. You bring to the act of photography all the pictures... ANSEL ADAMS Growing up, there was only classical music on BBC Radio. We had to listen to the American Forces Net... MICHAEL CAINE Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco... AKIROQ BROST Words do not create change as much as example does. Be the example BRENT M. JONES It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel. BARBARA BOCHNER Most of the music you hear on the radio today is developed for making money. It doesn't feel tru... IRIS DEMENT Dear Habicht, / Such a solemn air of silence has descended between us that I almost feel as if I am ... ALBERT EINSTEIN He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something... BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ... BILLY JOEL Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv... BILLY JOEL I've crashed my car three times. BILLY JOEL The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w... BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili... BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ... BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break. BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you... BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why. BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid. BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn... BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne... BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s... BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe... BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to... BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one. BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood. BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do... BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances! Don't ask me why. BILLY JOEL In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to... BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary... BILLY JOEL I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can... BILLY JOEL I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after... BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do. BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. BILLY JOEL I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ... BILLY JOEL We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses. BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al... BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights..... BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea... BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ... BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay. BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin, BILLY JOEL It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's... BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV. BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared. BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight.... BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile. BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life. BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is... BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things. BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me. BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home... BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes. BILLY JOEL You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ... BILLY JOEL There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ... BILLY JOEL Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged. BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time .... BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write. BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before. BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ... BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea... BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand. BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you. BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone. BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ... BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool. BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time. BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair. . . . I could not love... BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers pa... BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine You can't be everything you want to be Before your time. BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face To tell me pretty lies All I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t... BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t... BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more. BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense... BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev... BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a... BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo... BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me. BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t... BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect... BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart? BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe. BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a... BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ... BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time. BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't... BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th... BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time. BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation. BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o... BILLY JOEL The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ... BILLY JOEL I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b... BILLY JOEL If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right BILLY JOEL She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're... BILLY JOEL I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t... BILLY JOEL If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi... BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way. BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me. BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h... BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable. BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then. BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k... BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone. BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird. BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other... BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin. BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows. BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems. BILLY JOEL Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says... BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e... BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old. BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown, For the Pennsylvania we never found, For the promise... BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something... BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ... BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ... BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t... BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music. BILLY JOEL When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe... BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand. BILLY JOEL Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception... BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr... BILLY JOEL As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o... BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter. BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin We'll drink a toast to how it's been A few more hours to b... BILLY JOEL Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma And the law just could not seem to track him down<... BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool Right at this moment I'm totally cool. BILLY JOEL I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d... BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane. -JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write. BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially. JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus... JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ... JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,... JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d... JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to... JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement. JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g... JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you. JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin... JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days. JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be... JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you. JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and... JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ... JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo... JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need... JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla... JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r... JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s... JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we... JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as... JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha... JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa... JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g... JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond. JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ... JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage. JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God... JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to... JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'... JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r... JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying. JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him! JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ... JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes. JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp... JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj... JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi... JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day. JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way... JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t... JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ... JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi... JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools... 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