Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

Life’s too short for this shit,’ he had announced to his empty apartment, and that had been the end of the great whiskey experiment.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

Some people's idea of [free speech] is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a sin, but it is my belief that the real sin is taking a loss