Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.