Hayatini kiymetlendirmenin en iyi yolu her seyi merasimle yapmaktir.Hiçbir seyi bastan savma yapma.Ayakkabilarini özenle bagla.Saçlarini itinayla firçala.

[Football coach] David [Bennett] has done a fantastic job and so has [baseball coach] Gary Gilmore, ... That can only help us by bringing more attention to the great things going on at Coastal. That and the arena.

Blessed are the dumbfucks

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.

I seem to suffer from a very serious condition called obliviousness by proximity. It causes screaming and the occasional uncontrollable need to stomp stupid wizards for being stupid.

Hmm,” Gary said. “Yes. Your meeting. Your secret meeting that you never tell anyone about or where it is or why you go. That meeting.