He basically pinned himself. I didn't know if I was going to get the call though.


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BILLY JOEL
Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL
I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL
Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL
I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL
Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL
I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL
Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN
My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin...
JOEL ROBUCHON
Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.
JOEL FUHRMAN
We can produce more per acre on a fifth of the fuel as the industrial food system.
JOEL SALATIN
Think of all the mesquite in Texas, the pinyon pines, the acorns in Appalachia, every place has the ...
JOEL SALATIN
I'm healthy as can be - not an ache or a pain. A lot of my prayer is thanking the Lord that I am...
JOEL OSTEEN
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condesc...
JOEL COEN
Friend, there's no greater investment in life than in being a people builder. Relationships are ...
JOEL OSTEEN
I am very honored for all the distinctions and accolades, but what I am most sensitive to is my clie...
JOEL ROBUCHON
The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for m...
JOEL EDGERTON
Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors a...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Every day we have plenty of opportunities to get angry, stressed or offended. But what you're do...
JOEL OSTEEN
I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm ...
JOEL MADDEN
I have this theory that alpha males are actually not alpha males. They're actually very scared -...
JOEL EDGERTON
A lot of psychological principles and even medical principles, you see them coming around to what th...
JOEL OSTEEN
Everything is a learning process: any time you fall over, it's just teaching you to stand up the...
JOEL EDGERTON
I think faith is incredibly important because you will become overwhelmed with what's happening ...
JOEL OSTEEN
You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody or even guilty, not letting go of your own mis...
JOEL OSTEEN
I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL
You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the...
JOEL OSTEEN
I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christ...
JOEL EDGERTON
Black and white is abstract; color is not. Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already ...
JOEL STERNFELD
Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passin...
JOEL OSTEEN
Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to...
JOEL OSTEEN
When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that'...
JOEL OSTEEN