He beat his father with a baseball bat while he was sleeping. He cut his throat and then went to great lengths to hide his father's body.

Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.

Baseball was a dream I gathered more splinters than hits.

Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

This defendant planned this execution of his father and carried it out very efficiently.