He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'

If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in the public transportation, everywhere you touch is someone’s dick.

We are not opposed to public transportation. We are opposed to wasteful boondoggles.

Around the country we are seeing in many, many communities, a rebirth in the use of public transportation, ... People are discovering that for many of their trips, good, quality public transportation suits their needs.

What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty.

There are some significant differences between the top category searches in print versus online Yellow Pages, as a higher percentage of online references are credited to the headings of hotels, florists and schools, ... However, restaurants continue to take the most popular heading slot for both the print and online Yellow Pages.