He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy.

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind

The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis.

Everyone here should live to be a ripe old age and be healthy -- and keep coming to rehab because they need the money.