He is simply a hole in the air.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression?

Mousedung!

I’d heard you were dead.”
"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.