He is so different from his persona, not angry at all,

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday 'Times.' You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review... even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.

Who are you, Woody Allen?

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.