Anon. quote: "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

People always make time to do the things they really want to do. -Anon.
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Today is a smooth white seashell, hold it close and listen to the beauty of the hours. -Anon.
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You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of...
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America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments...
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I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
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We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
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History belongs to the winner.
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The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
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None but a mule denies his family.
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Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it...
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The world is run by C students.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduc...
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BASIC - A programming language.
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best...
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
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Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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Hit any user to continue.
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
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Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
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Commit a sin twice and it will not seem a crime.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to las...
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Volunteers
Many will be shocked to find,
When the day of judgement nears,
That there's a s...
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You can not do all the good the world needs, but the world needs all the good you can do.
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Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm.
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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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Safety is from God alone.
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Persistence is a strong will. Obstinance is a strong won
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Through struggle to the stars.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
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If you don't know the trees you may be lost in the forest, but if you don't know the stories you may...
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Under the Earth I go,
On the oak leaf I stand.
I ride on the filly
That was never foaled,<...
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We are all spiritual beings having a human experience.
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In the town of The Pas, Manitoba
It snows on the first of Octoba
From then, for six months, ANON.

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick togeth...
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Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.
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He who sings, frightens away all his ills.
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Great love and great achievements involve great risk.
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Any new venture goes through the following stages: Enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search...
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If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the...
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He descended a bit more and shouted to a man on th...
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To renounce the alcoholic world is not to abandon it, but to act upon principles I have come to love...
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At bottom is the best soil to sow and grow something new again. In that sense, hitting bottom, while...
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It doesn't bother me
That less than brimming is my cup.
Today is crowned with great success! ANON.

No pillows so soft as God's Promise.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by...
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The real danger is the gradual erosion of individual liberties through automation, integration, and ...
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A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea, Let us fly!<...
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I asked for wisdom...
And God gave me problems to solve.
I asked for prosperity...
And God...
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Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Definition of Politics: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood-sucking parasites.
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We do not stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.
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For a hundred years I breathe and live, the flower of beauty and the bread of kindness.
I am you...
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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel...
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Great minds think alike.
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawf...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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Hang in there. Hang in there because the greatest quarterbacks complete only six of 10 passes. The b...
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass...
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the prot...
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I will attained victory by God and my sword.
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The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they allow disrespect f...
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If a task has once begun.
Never leave it till it's done.
Be the labor great or small.
D...
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As armed conflict is highly gendered and women
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A new kind of woman with deep-rooted values is changing the way we live. Market researchers call it ...
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Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that i...
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We teach that every priest shall extinguish heathendom, and forbid wilweorthunga (fountain worship),...
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The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
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Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers,
You left behind your sisters and your brothe...
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I will remember always that marriage, like life, is a journey - not a destination - and that its tre...
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Most management-speak is, as Schrijvers points out, Panglossian balderdash designed to lull the weak...
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Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise,
Risk more than others thi...
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their c...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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If your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.
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Rank imposes obligation.
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One pill, two pill, three pill, four,
five pill, six pill, seven pill, floor.
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your la...
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Say not that you
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Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupid...
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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For every man there comes that special moment when he is physically tapped on the shoulder and offer...
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphr...
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some prett...
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For a mother is the only person on earth
Who can divide her love among ten children
And each...
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbl...
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Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may no...
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When the tide of life turns against you
And the current upsets your boat,
Don't waste tears on...
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Depression is anger without enthusiasm
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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If it all be for naught, for nothingness at last,
Why does God make the world so fair?
Why spi...
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I think of you often
and make no outward show,
But what it means to lose you,
no one will ...
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I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
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I had the blues
because I had no shoes
until upon the street,
I met a man who had no feet.
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Mighty in deeds and not in words.
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Those who dance are thought mad by those who do not hear the music.
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I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one tha...
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Forgiveness is love in its most noble form.
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God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
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Let us look beyond the ears of our own horses so that we may see the good in one another's.
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There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.
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I am the Turquoise Woman's Son,
On top of Belted Mountain
beautiful horses--slim like a weasel...
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May every sunrise hold more promise, every moonrise hold more peace.
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What is home?

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The only thing bad about a holiday is it is followed by a non-holiday.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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He who flees judgment confesses his guilt.
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Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it...
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This is the beginning of a new day.
You have been given this day to use as you will.
You can w...
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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
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If you get too far in front of your troops, you start looking like the enemy.
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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You don't know how much you know until you know how much you don't know.
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Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well a...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Never judge a man by his umbrella. It may not be his.
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The richness of the human journey is here. Listen. Pass it on. So that there will not pass from our ...
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Life is a journey, not a destination - we determine our destiny by the direction we take.
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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb ...
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Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
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YER OF THE VIGILE DEL FUOCO
Lord who light the skyes and fill up the abysses,
burn in ...
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According to legend, one day a man was wandering in the desert when he met Fear and Plague. They sai...
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The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpilla...
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An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everythi...
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I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it act...
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Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a litt...
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
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Coffee, n. break fluid.
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I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic...
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There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate tru...
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Sow a thought and you reap an action;
sow an act and you reap a habit;
sow a habit and you r...
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Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square...
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Instead of focusing on their individual agendas, collaborative partnerships establish common goals. ...
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One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced ...
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People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot.
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No problem is insurmountable. With a little courage, teamwork and determination a person can overcom...
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In the fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter fly along in v formation, one might con...
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A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
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The mighty Oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
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Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foosteps on the moon.
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When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
...
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I'll have a full recovery - that's the utmost physically my body has the ability to heal. Then I wil...
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?
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That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!
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Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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Never say I love you
If you really don't care.

Never talk about feelings
If they...
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on,...
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to ...
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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'cr...
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Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what ...
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All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good eno...
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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.
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My grandpa notes the world's worn cogs
And says we're going to the dogs.
His grandpa in his ho...
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Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will ...
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WHAT IS LIFE?
Life is an Adventure ... Dare it
Life is a Beauty ... Praise it
Life is a Cha...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preser...
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute ...
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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When one of your dreams come true, you begin to look at the others more carefully.
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One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

Anon.

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