When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of t...
ZACH WOODS When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours...
ZACH WOODS I've played a lot of characters who are creeps or weirdos, with a deep darkness underneath the s...
ZACH WOODS Sometimes you read pilots and, understandably, they're doing such a frantic tap dance for approv...
ZACH WOODS Sometimes you'll see people give performances in comedy with an ironic detachment where they'...
ZACH WOODS By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and...
ZACH WOODS I think that if you're improvising on TV, it's a great way to help the dialogue between acto...
ZACH WOODS I'm a very anxious person, and it's hard for me to be in the moment. Improv demands that you...
ZACH WOODS If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen...
ZACH WOODS Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter.
ZACH WOODLEE In general, I tend to laugh too much. I always try to tell myself not to, but I think that's jus...
ZACH WOODLEE I can't even tell you the anxiety I get from being around those cameras!
ZACH WOODLEE I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is,...
ZACH WOODLEE Failure to properly control our borders costs citizens in many ways: schools become overcrowded, med...
ZACH WAMP That was one of the great successes of removing Saddam Hussein, as we took Iraq out of the picture o...
ZACH WAMP But Hezbollah now has reared its ugly head in a way that threatens the entire free world. And they w...
ZACH WAMP Before I begin talking about the threats we face, the vulnerabilities that we have, and frankly the ...
ZACH WAMP We can not underestimate the potential harm North Korea's capabilities can cause for the rest of...
ZACH WAMP The pro-growth policies and spending restraint of Conservatives work.
ZACH WAMP Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work...
ZACH WAMP If we pulled out of Iraq tomorrow, Islamic jihadism is on the rise. And they continue, as we see in ...
ZACH WAMP When you know something in your heart, you better not be quiet about it. You better speak out about ...
ZACH WAMP And I am a conservative. Sometimes conservatives forget we are supposed to conserve, to save, to be ...
ZACH WAMP Today the people from my State of Tennessee would listen to this debate, or even talk about a refere...
ZACH WAMP Those are serious questions of war and peace, of freedom or tyranny, whether or not there is ever go...
ZACH WAMP Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big...
ZACH WAMP I know it starts at home, but all families are not staying together.
ZACH WAMP Hamas, also elected to governmental leadership in Palestine, includes the jihadists, people who have...
ZACH WAMP I really believe deep in my soul that we're going to have to step up and face these challenges a...
ZACH WAMP I believe the National Park Service has demonstrated strong partnerships geared towards respecting t...
ZACH WAMP The U.S. along with China, Japan, South Korea and Russia has an important role to play in containing...
ZACH WAMP In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even thou...
ZACH WAMP Now, the United Nations is an organization that I believe was founded with good intentions. As a mat...
ZACH WAMP I keep dumbbells in my trailer, and I work out between takes.
ZACH ROERIG When I was 17, I decided I was going to leave home.
ZACH ROERIG I rode horses since I was a kid.
ZACH ROERIG My family had a business where they worked with gravestones, and I remember growing up and playing i...
ZACH ROERIG I pack on mass quickly when I lift.
ZACH MCGOWAN When I moved to Los Angeles, I was cooking with two guys who became celebrity chefs, if you will. I ...
ZACH MCGOWAN When you play a character, there are choices you have to make about the past, the present, the futur...
ZACH MCGOWAN I think with every part you do, you become a better actor. I've learned from my experiences on t...
ZACH MCGOWAN As you do on any cable series, if they introduce you as the villain, then you better start working t...
ZACH MCGOWAN 'Cold Case' was fun. It was a fun experience. That was right when I was cutting my teeth as ...
ZACH MCGOWAN Acting is equal parts talent and perseverance.
ZACH MCGOWAN My father is a Marine. My brother is a Marine. I almost became a Marine. I'm no stranger to figh...
ZACH MCGOWAN Every time you do a big sword fight surrounded by a couple of hundred extras, it's a fun day at ...
ZACH MCGOWAN Fight scenes are hard, no matter what you do. You're trying to make it look like you're hurt...
ZACH MCGOWAN In reality, I've always been an actor - since I was a kid. I did theater growing up in New York....
ZACH MCGOWAN I don't know if I have a brand. I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who ju...
ZACH JOHNSON I've come a long way since 2007 when I kind of launched my golf career.
ZACH JOHNSON I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who just works really hard at trying to ge...
ZACH JOHNSON When I'm off the golf course, and my wife and I have free time, which is not very often, we real...
ZACH JOHNSON I'm not the most charismatic, maybe emotional, fun-packed individual on the golf course; I get t...
ZACH JOHNSON My boring, mundane, diligent kind of golf works sometimes. Actually, it works all the time. And some...
ZACH JOHNSON I feel like God gave me the ability to play a game. I try to take it very seriously. I realize it...
ZACH JOHNSON I'm a Christian guy, and when it comes to my priorities, it's the utmost. For me, just to ca...
ZACH JOHNSON There are a bunch of places to stay in Des Moines, but I'd suggest finding a place on the west s...
ZACH JOHNSON Whenever I'm in Des Moines, I always make a trip to Manhattan Deli for a sandwich. I spent a lot...
ZACH JOHNSON Elmcrest CC, in Cedar Rapids, is where it all started when I was growing up. The tree-lined course h...
ZACH JOHNSON I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwe...
ZACH JOHNSON Some people thought I'd be on the PGA Tour, that I'd win tournaments, play in majors, conten...
ZACH JOHNSON The Zach Johnson Foundation, for my wife and I, is very much a part of what we do and why we do what...
ZACH JOHNSON Early in the winter of 2002, I gave my life to the Lord. Before I was one, I always thought being a ...
ZACH JOHNSON I discovered what it meant to 'live for Christ,' and that it honestly was something I wanted...
ZACH JOHNSON I play golf for a living. I'm grateful for that. It's a beautiful game, provides a great opp...
ZACH JOHNSON When you're trying to accomplish lofty goals, and when you're attacking something of great m...
ZACH JOHNSON I've got a great support system, starting with my wife and family, to my agent, my instructor, a...
ZACH JOHNSON You need to make a trip to Des Moines in August, because the Iowa State Fair really is a sight to se...
ZACH JOHNSON I'm kind of a grinder. I'm a Cinderella, an underdog story who fights.
ZACH JOHNSON I'm a foodie. I enjoy it a lot, and contrary to what it looks, I eat a lot. My comfort food, of ...
ZACH JOHNSON Goal setting will never stop. I will continue to work hard and practice hard and see where things go...
ZACH JOHNSON I like to look good on the golf course.
ZACH JOHNSON I never had any film training. I went to Northwestern. I studied education and theater. So it was al...
ZACH GILFORD I'm compulsively on time. It drives me insane when people are late.
ZACH GILFORD I really have no preference between TV and film. I think that each individual project is its own thi...
ZACH GILFORD There is a little bit of me in every part I do... I'm not really good enough to completely const...
ZACH GILFORD I think my strength is always been in being very natural. I think Shakespeare and things like that w...
ZACH GILFORD I wanted to be an actor when I saw the movie 'Die Hard.' I saw Bruce Willis shooting guns an...
ZACH GILFORD I hate when a movie just sort of ends and is so open-ended you feel like it wasn't finished. I a...
ZACH GILFORD I used to like the word of the day and when I read, highlight words that I didn't know and look ...
ZACH GILFORD An actor is working steady if he's active four to six months a year.
ZACH GALLIGAN I was never really acting. I was not taking it seriously. Acting was very much a hobby for me. It wa...
ZACH GALLIGAN I like to work all the time and really immerse myself in the project.
ZACH GALLIGAN Kevin Bacon and I went up for the same stuff, and people would say, 'You and Kevin have the same...
ZACH GALLIGAN I saw Tom Cruise at every audition I went up for, and he was a friendly go-getter back then. You got...
ZACH GALLIGAN I have a complicated relationship with the horror genre. I love it; I loved it as a kid growing up, ...
ZACH GALLIGAN The gremlins are clearly the ones have the most fun in the film, trashing the town, going to the bar...
ZACH GALLIGAN I think one of the reasons 'Gremlins' lasts and some other films don't is because I don&...
ZACH GALLIGAN The people in New York want to achieve something; the people in L.A., they just want to achieve succ...
ZACH GALLIGAN What drives that desire to destroy Paris Hilton? What drives that desire to venerate Angelina Jolie?...
ZACH GALLIGAN I knew a ton of actors and was friends with them, but I never dated actresses. I tried to date '...
ZACH GALLIGAN Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I c...
ZACH GALLIGAN L.A. is a very strange place. On the surface, it has an innocent appearance, like the stranger with ...
ZACH GALLIGAN There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force...
ZACH GALLIGAN I love England and I love English culture, particularly English pop culture.
ZACH GALLIGAN If you put up a blog, people can cut out the middle man and get material to you. Which is really hel...
ZACH GALLIGAN You don't get as invested in someone in 90 minutes as you do over 13 hours of television show.
ZACH GALLIGAN You have to determine what you are and send the messages out to people, like, 'Hey, I'm a sc...
ZACH GALLIGAN After 'Gremlins' came out, I should have packed up everything, moved to Los Angeles from New...
ZACH GALLIGAN Three years is a lifetime in Hollywood. If your career starts slipping in L.A., you can really feel ...
ZACH GALLIGAN River Phoenix and I were friends for nine years, and I watched him grow and mature, and I also saw h...
ZACH GALLIGAN I had a blast in the '90s, perhaps too much fun, and maybe I should have worked a lot harder and...
ZACH GALLIGAN If you stop and think about who was in the 'Lassie' movies, it's difficult to think who ...
ZACH GALLIGAN Being on a lunchbox was awesome, and being on a thermos was pretty cool, too.
ZACH GALLIGAN Some people have a blog that's, like, 'Today I brushed my teeth.' Well, who cares? Who c...
ZACH GALLIGAN I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.
ZACH CREGGER It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and re...
ZACH CREGGER I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been ...
ZACH BRAFF I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the ...
ZACH BRAFF I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was goin...
ZACH BRAFF The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, ...
ZACH BRAFF That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up.
ZACH BRAFF I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because... share the wealth.
ZACH BRAFF As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the thea...
ZACH BRAFF I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it&...
ZACH BRAFF I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
ZACH BRAFF I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share mu...
ZACH BRAFF I'd always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, ...
ZACH BRAFF I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
ZACH BRAFF Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
ZACH BRAFF Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the mov...
ZACH BRAFF In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I&#...
ZACH BRAFF I think I suffer from some mild depression.
ZACH BRAFF The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
ZACH BRAFF I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot ...
ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married...
ZACH BRAFF Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think yo...
ZACH BRAFF My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and...
ZACH BRAFF I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, ...
ZACH BRAFF I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't pl...
ZACH BRAFF I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
ZACH BRAFF My father and his brothers and sisters were childhood Irish jig champions in the Bronx. At our famil...
ZACH MCGOWAN We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border.
ZACH WAMP I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom th...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh...
ZACH ANNER I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink,...
ZACH CREGGER The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of mysel...
ZACH ANNER My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.
ZACH ANNER Winning the 2007 Master's was a dream fulfilled; culminating on Easter Sunday with my family was...
ZACH JOHNSON I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my wa...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there ar...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I'm not saying 'I have cerebral palsy, pay attention to me.' We all have problems, and w...
ZACH ANNER For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always wo...
ZACH ANNER There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been...
ZACH ANNER My forte is awkwardness.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS People tend to treat people with disabilities sort of like they're aliens from another planet. I...
ZACH ANNER I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you ...
ZACH BRAFF Over this August district work period, like many of my colleagues, I spent a lot of time with the me...
ZACH WAMP Sports formed me. I was always decently skilled but lacked size, so I had to resort to using my skil...
ZACH JOHNSON Discovering L.A., in particular in the early '80s, was pretty spectacular; it was fun and carefr...
ZACH GALLIGAN I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my fa...
ZACH BRAFF I've accepted that we've all got crap to deal with and problems that we're fighting not ...
ZACH ANNER Because these kids get away from their parents, and they binge drink until they are sick. Dozens of ...
ZACH WAMP As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my a...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS For twenty years, Islamic Jihadists have been attacking American interests around the world and we d...
ZACH WAMP I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to fin...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always deb...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gaine...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
ZACH BRAFF I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
ZACH BRAFF I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to s...
ZACH JOHNSON If you put me in the fairway at my average distance into a par 4, 175 to 180 yards, and you put anot...
ZACH JOHNSON But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my ...
ZACH BRAFF [For the established players, especially the internationals, the airport is an incalculable asset, w...
ZACH JOHNSON Folks, I don't want my president to leave office with a $10 trillion deficit. I don't want China to ...
ZACH WAMP We have to move forward,
ZACH WAMP I don't think anyone expects Mr. Blunt to hold two positions for the next 15 months,
ZACH WAMP Golf carries with it the comity and goodwill that are very rare in politics,
ZACH WAMP It was a clear retreat by President Clinton from the comity and cooperation that the two men had, fr...
ZACH WAMP They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your st...
ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married...
ZACH BRAFF I wish I was that important of an actor that that happened. 'Which do you want Zach? Take your pick....
ZACH BRAFF I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of peopl...
ZACH BRAFF I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S...
ZACH BRAFF I really got to put into it [my] own humor,
ZACH BRAFF I just felt that like an actor it's really hard to get a really good role. I mean a part like this, ...
ZACH BRAFF I'd love to do more theater in New York City. And I'd love the chance to do a big movie with a great...
ZACH BRAFF This movie's really about someone who's opening up a new chapter in their life.
ZACH BRAFF I think Jersey is a character (in the film), and there's a dual meaning with a state of mind - a gar...
ZACH BRAFF They all saw my short films, and I think that changed their opinion of me as just a guy on a sitcom ...
ZACH BRAFF My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters,...
ZACH ANNER I think it's just poise. A lot of senior leadership. We've got a lot of old guys. So I think that fa...
ZACH FREEMAN Obviously, losing guys like that, that's a pretty good chunk. But I think we're right there.
ZACH ODELL This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL It's almost equivalent to doing nothing.
ZACH HALL Scientists. What will not stop this from happening is government oversight.
ZACH HALL We want to hit the ground running once the money comes in. Rather than sending out a slow and gradua...
ZACH HALL We won't be spending the kind of money we would if we could (sell) bonds. But we are going to use th...
ZACH HALL It's a way of being sure we are ready to move when the money comes in and get our program under way ...
ZACH HALL This program will be the most comprehensive and broadest program for stem cell research training in ...
ZACH HALL This is really a historic and important occasion for us.
ZACH HALL We have a long way to go and a lot of work to do.
ZACH HALL [As in the fairy tale,] Chicken Little ... The sky is falling.
ZACH BRAFF On the inbounds play, I told Rachel I would have bet my house that she would've hit that 3. I could ...
ZACH ODELL Humour allows people to exhale a little.
ZACH ANNER These guys that take a shower, grab a cup of coffee, and go straight to the tee? That's not the ...
ZACH JOHNSON I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS It was nice to have him come in. He's got some junk he can get some guys going with.
ZACH COE This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL