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MITCH MCCONNELL There either is or is not, that’s the way things are. The colour of the day. The way it felt to be... MITCH GLAZER Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies. MITCH KAPOR The Senate is allowed to work the way it was designed to - meaning a place where nothing is decided ... MITCH MCCONNELL Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. MITCH HEDBERG I've turned down soap and deodorant commercials - it wasn't my route. MITCH GAYLORD After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didn't ask for and ... MITCH MCCONNELL His eyes were more sunken than I remembered them, and his cheekbones more pronounced. This gave him ... MITCH ALBOM In the last 100 years, three presidents suffered big defeats in Congress in their first term and the... MITCH MCCONNELL Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. MITCH ALBOM I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally w... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was tryi... MITCH HEDBERG Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over... MITCH HEDBERG I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all ... MITCH HEDBERG But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. MITCH ALBOM Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. MITCH ALBOM Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it... MITCH ALBOM Life has to end, love doesn't. MITCH ALBOM Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attack... MITCH ALBOM And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a p... MITCH ALBOM The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in. MITCH ALBOM I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with the... MITCH HEDBERG I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would nev... MITCH HEDBERG You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at m... MITCH HEDBERG With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quit... MITCH HEDBERG The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. MITCH HEDBERG I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. MITCH HEDBERG