He made a play on the ball; he was in the right position to make a play, plain and simple. I saw him just kind of sneak into my view and undercut me. (The ball) was there, they just had the right defense dialed up. I think that was obvious.


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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.
STEPHEN COLBERT
I believe gender is a spectrum, and I fall somewhere between Channing Tatum and Winnie the Pooh.
STEPHEN COLBERT
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life,
unfortunately, it won't date them either.
STEPHEN COLBERT
We want to try listing the second and third floors on the Internet, to buy or lease those floors.
DAVE COLBERT
The key will be to get something on those other two floors.
DAVE COLBERT
It was all generated from the idea that we wanted to save the building.
DAVE COLBERT
Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.
STEPHEN COLBERT
Ever since my house burned down, I see the moon more clearly.
GREGORY COLBERT
This building has legs and it wants to have conversations in different cultural contexts and cities....
GREGORY COLBERT
Anteater -- who could have ever thought that such an animal could be so expressive? It's all in thei...
GREGORY COLBERT
The works themselves can't be separate from the architecture or the music or the films. When you wal...
GREGORY COLBERT
My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna to...
STEPHEN COLBERT
I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every nig...
STEPHEN COLBERT
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean ...
STEPHEN COLBERT
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter'...
STEPHEN COLBERT
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
STEPHEN COLBERT
Tracy had been a great support player in the midfield. Many of our goals are made from her contribut...
MALCOLM COLBERT
We are trying to get accustomed to the rapid arrival of the heat. Playoff preparation is continuing.
MALCOLM COLBERT
It feels good to get this title. The girls have worked hard. We still have more work to do in order ...
MALCOLM COLBERT
Smith Station defended our key players, but the girls adjusted well to counter the Smith Station gam...
MALCOLM COLBERT
We tried to neutralize their key players and exploit the wings. I was happy to see team's communicat...
MALCOLM COLBERT
This was a huge win for us. We played together as team and that is what it is going to take for use ...
MALCOLM COLBERT
I was proud of they way we played defense. The girls really played hard and did the things they need...
MALCOLM COLBERT
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourse...
STEPHEN COLBERT
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
STEPHEN COLBERT
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcohol...
STEPHEN COLBERT
We learned that we had some pretty good depth and some of our youth were capable of playing larger r...
ROB COLBERT
Lots of people are on the Internet and it gives them an easy opportunity to help out.
OFFICER COLBERT
In politics nothing is contemptible.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Finality is not the language of politics.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Let it alone. Let it pass by. [Lat., Laissez faire, laissez passer.]
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers wi...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers ...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of fe...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least his...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
It is simply, and solely, the abundance of money within a state [which] makes the difference in its ...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can.
SGT. BRAD 'ICEMAN' COLBERT