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Related I was just running my route and doing my job, and the ball just fell right into my hands. Right when... BRAD WOOD I just threw my arm up and deflected the ball. It wasn't really a play that I was trying to make. It... IAN GOLD You've got to always want the ball, ... You've got two athletes right there trying to make a play on... CHAD OWENS I don't want to get into my emotions. Eli just threw a great ball and gave me an opportunity to make... AMANI TOOMER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It was a great challenge for me. I just tried to come out and play him as tough as I could. I was de... DUSTIN SALISBERY He just had the ball sitting right there and I was just trying to knock it down. DEWAYNE WHITE It was right on my backhand. I should have had it. It's a play I should have turned the double play ... B.J. SURHOFF I don't know how he caught that ball. I think that was the play of the game right there. If that bal... JULIO LUGO He was coming up on the right side and I think he bumped into one of his own guys and the ball came ... ANTHONY MAESTRANZI I was told to man-up on him. He kind of just did a wheel route, and luckily, I got my hands on the b... JASON JONES I came out of coverage and I saw that Fletch (linebacker London Fletcher) had already secured the ta... NATE CLEMENTS We just wanted to play on him tight. But the main thing was we played together. When he drove, my te... JUSTIN REYNOLDS I was putting the ball in play and the defense made a lot of big plays behind me. It gives you a lot... CASEY FOSSUM He is a very good pitcher and he throws the ball very hard. I was just trying to put the ball in pla... PEDRO ALVAREZ I was asked to push the ball up. Knowing that I had to make sure I was making the right decisions ? ... BRIAN LATHAM We didn't think Danny was going to give it up that easy. It was just a straight line drive and we'd ... STEPHEN JACKSON That was just our kids making a play. The first receiver (on the pattern) was open, but he (Johnson)... BRENT STROH I was real happy with our overall play, defense and hitting. We were hitting the ball, but it just d... CONNIE FINN I was right-handed and couldn't hit the ball. I was just dominated by right-handed pitchers. It occu... LARRY HERMIDA I kind of got tripped up going up there, but I just turned and Chris beat his man. Chris made the pl... MATT HARYASZ Clinton made the play and I just finished it up. I was just in the right place at the right time. DRAYTON FLORENCE For a freshman, that was a great play, just having the confidence to go up there and make a play lik... ALLAN RAY That was really a play, for the ball to be put right there on the sideline. That speaks volumes abou... JUSTIN GAGE I think the big play was when they had the ball on the goal line and we stood them up three plays an... FRED HARTSFIELD Luis said to me that as he turned away, he was right on the line, and he said the ball was over the ... RAFAEL BENITEZ The fact that he made the players around him better. He was very unselfish, passed the ball and rais... ED HICKEY We had a lot of play calls for Chris and were trying to get him the ball, but they played great defe... C.J. WATSON I think the defense was actually the highlight. I felt like the midfielders and forwards just couldn... DANIEL RICH I saw that they were too close, ... He lost control of the ball for a moment. It was a good play by ... MANU GINOBILI He wanted me to get set a little early and get my right side a little more stable on the way back an... DILLON DOUGHERTY I block down and he (guard Scott Wells) pulls around. He (Harris) just got me off the ball on that p... CHAD CLIFTON I had an issue finding the quarterback. And by the time I found him, the ball was on me. I should of... DAVID GIVENS It was really hard, I had to play smart. The guards did a good job of getting me the ball in the rig... ALEX SHACKLETON I was in the goal but it hadn't yet registered that I could play the ball (with my hands). It in no ... BETH DELLIPRISCOLI I was getting ready to head out there myself if he had rung him up. But I think he got the call righ... STEVE ROUSEY I saw Chad [Barrett] checking the ball, so I checked right behind him and he turned and found me. I ... CHRIS ROLFE I think he was a little indecisive once he saw the ball. We have talked to him. He just got caught o... MIKE HARGROVE He is a ball hog, plain and simple. He could probably be our best player on offense, but we need him... DENNIS ALLEN I didn't know if it was going to come to me or not, but I was ready. The DB was looking back at the ... GREG CARR We worked really hard and we worked a lot on the fundamentals of the game and making the basic plays... BARRY LARKIN This was the biggest play that I've ever made in any sport. I didn't hear the call for the blitz, so... CLINT INGRAM John and Travis made the play on the quarterback and Justin picked up the ball and made a nice cutba... AARON STIEGELER I'm not going to lie, I was nervous, ... I knew he was open, and I just choked. That's all there is ... STEFAN LEFORS I was just running as hard as I could, wanting to make them make a play, and the next thing you know... DAVE ROBERTS He had some really sharp pitches. He was just a little bit up on occasion. He made some really nice ... JOE MADDON I looked up and Sam was making a run right down the center into open space. I just saw her and she c... KATHERINE MACMURRAY He was an energetic player. In the year we practiced, I never saw anybody steal the ball from him. H... BYRON LARKIN When I was able to get back outside, I saw he was holding the ball low. I was just able to reach out... MARQUES MURRELL There was just something shady about him. He just was looking at me... and I just, something just ki... BONNIE UGLAND I made a move on the guy and I was open. Dustin got hit when he threw it and the ball was a little s... BRENT CELEK It was good to see Pac on the field. It looked to me he made some plays. I don't know about the [pen... JEFF FISHER The sun was a nice, red ball and I was skiing right into it. I was just thinking it was a beautiful ... ALAN KENDALL My grandpa was the one; he started taking up golf when I was about two and introduced me to the game... RICKIE FOWLER His man had come out on me and the defense was rotating the big man back on Lawrence. So I hit Lawre... CHRIS HERNANDEZ Alex is very brave, very strong in tackling and reads the game well. We were short in the center def... MARC JONES To be honest with you, I got sucked up on the play-action and I was just trying to recover. The ball... RUSSELL ALLEN I was just trying to put the ball in play. I don't think about the numbers. I just want to play hard... HANLEY RAMIREZ I don't think it was hard to find me, because they definitely had to watch me when they watched him.... LASHAUN WARD That pass to Antwon (Courington), the first touchdown, that was all him. I had a running play called... JAY JOHNSON I want to thank my mom, Brenda Rose. My heart, the reason I play the way I play, just everything. Ju... DERRICK ROSE He was clutch at the line, was 5 for 8 from the 3-point line. He just had a tremendous game. On defe... DENNY BAILEY With one out, you just try to put a ball in play in the outfield. I was glad he took off. JASON LANE I don't think he realized I was right behind him. He had his back turned, and I just swatted his sti... JASON POMINVILLE I just saw it, I thought it was there and I just wanted to get in, ... I didn't want to spike the ba... MATT LEINART Wags threw him two sliders that ate up his knuckles a little bit, ... He just was able to battle and... CRAIG BIGGIO They're recruiting him as an athlete ... they expect him to be a cornerback, especially with his ath... BRIAN HUCKABAY Chris picked his head, saw me, and chipped me a great ball. It was half the goal himself. The ball w... HERCULEZ GOMEZ He played like I saw him play in the summer league and the fall league. He was just relaxing and let... HENRY THOMAS When I saw him backing in on that ball, I knew he was going to turn and rip it. And when I saw him t... LES RENNER My father never saw me play ball, and I was an outstanding ballplayer. I missed all that adoration. DANNY AIELLO It was a big relief to get my first hit. I was there to play defense, but I wanted to be in a positi... JEFF FIORENTINO I never saw him loafing to first. He used to run hard every ground ball, every fly ball. It was amaz... MATTY ALOU He likes to dribble a lot, ... so I told our defenders to just stay on his back, don't let him turn.... ALAN COOK There was a mixture there and it was a rather pleasant mixture, and I think it helped him a lot in t... MICHAEL PALIN He wasn't on right away. But we just let him play through that. We rely on him to carry us. We have ... JACK MARTINO That was the best game I've seen him play in the three years that I've seen him play. He played very... JOE MUNIZ If he catches that ball, we probably win 3-0. Paul knows he should have caught that ball. I just ask... JAMI ISAACSON That was just a great play. We knew they were going to bunt the ball, obviously. It was one of those... CHARLIE SMYTHERS They hit a weak ground ball right up the middle, and nobody could get to it. I made my pitch, they j... CHAD QUALLS Tyson was an interesting experience, just because he was a lot of fun to play, because he was the ty... JOEL RIET He was an immediate impact. That's what I saw out there, he came out there and it was like he never ... ALAN ZEMAITIS When he got the ball, he ran to his right, spinning off two defenders. At the same time he was spinn... DWAYNE JARRETT It's just natural I just started to play like this I just hit the ball no one taught me to do it ? I... JELENA JANKOVIC It all happened so fast that I wasn't sure what he threw or where it was. I was just trying to put t... KYLE RUSSELL Nicholas would call you up and play games on the phone. He was just always a kidder, somebody to jok... BEVERLY HEADDS He's the Texas League champion. The first part of the season he was trying to kill everything becaus... CLIFF TONEY The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER He was a pretty strong kid. He had head control on me. I could just sense the cradle was there. I wa... COLTEN MOORE I just keep it simple. Watch the ball and play it on merit. SACHIN TENDULKAR I couldn't believe it was going to be a close play, and all of sudden he (catcher Johnny Estrada) ha... MICHAEL BARRETT I guess it's just having time to play with each other and learning each other, just finding out how ... ALLEN IVERSON My AAU coach always wanted to try and make me a two-guard and he would always try and push me over a... KRISTEN PISCADLO Obviously, when you keep the ball up in this ballpark, you can see the kind of damage they can make.... ISMAEL VALDEZ That was a real plus for us because he saved the game. We just need more of that. Twice we had a man... DAVE SCHMOTZER I was going to tackle him. But the ball was right there. I wanted to try and get that touchdown back... DANNY YOUNG I thought we hit the ball really well today. (Terry) played a great game, hit the ball well. He is v... CHAD BAKER My father made me who I am. He gave me a basketball and told me to play with the ball, sleep with th... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL As soon as the ball hit the bat I was going. I was lucky it was a chopper. I just ran and hoped to G... JOEY GATHRIGHT I'm just trying to make the simple play and the right play. JASON PETRIMOULX
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