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FRANCO PAVONCELLO I have never tried to fiddle my role as leader of the city of Sheffield, as an MP or as a minister. DAVID BLUNKETT Prime Minister: [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you? LOVE ACTUALLY Life may not be party you hoped for,But that doesnt mean u should stop dancing!Remember you are the ... ANMOL P. JAORA He is going to be prime minister after the election, unless something incredible happens. This first... ABRAHAM DISKIN My pitch is very simple. My name is Theresa May, and I think I'm the best person to be Prime Min... THERESA MAY He didn't look as familiar with his surroundings. But he did look very comfortable. He didn't seem t... RAY HILL Yes, I did get such an offer. As soon as an opportunity arises for the Prime Minister - he is a very... ANDRIY SHEVCHENKO No matter how bad you feel, God never sees you as a hopeless person. He may see you as a sinner who ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I think the president has made his position clear: He wants the incursion stopped. He has noted some... COLIN POWELL We call for the prime minister to resign. As long as he does not resign, we will continue with our p... CHAMLONG SRIMUANG No one would have remembered the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions. he had money as we... MARGARET THATCHER Subsequent to consultations with the national campaign, Prime Minister Martin decided that it was in... LIBERAL PARTY He jumped the gun too early. He demanded to be prime minister. They turned him down because he's not... AMATZIA BARAM It is a very clever merger and we hope it will go on. The prime minister has understood that he had ... CLARA GAYMARD I loathe all political parties, which I regard as inventions of the devil. My favourite prime minist... GEORGE MACDONALD FRASER I learned very much from him. He was a man of great integrity. If he told you something you could ba... 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EHUD OLMERT In relation to a writer, most readers believe in the Double Standard: they may be unfaithful to him ... W. H. AUDEN He supports Prime Minister (Ariel) Sharon in this bold initiative and believes this will strengthen ... DANA PERINO He never says much. He's not a guy that gets real excited or real verbal and I think that may be why... JOHN BRADY We all asked her what he (did), and she told us he was a minister. We told her she wouldn't be doing... FLORENCE DUNN He may or may not have viewed himself as a fine artist, but he did photos for himself as well as com... LEE BRUMBAUGH I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. ADMIRAL FREDERICK I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. ADMIRAL WILLIAM FREDERICK HALSEY JR. (BULL) The prime minister had a CT scan that showed that the bleeding has stopped. He was then put in the n... SHLOMO MOR YOSEF When he came back he was astonished to find that the prime minister issued a letter ordering Dr. Ibr... 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ALEC WAUGH Will there be a political backlash against British Prime Minister Theresa May, whose ruling Conserva... PETER BERGEN I don't disown our responsibility and my responsibility as Prime Minister, SONIA GANDHI My father was a Presbyterian minister, working among the poor in West Virginia. He had taken what am... JAMES GREEN SOMERVILLE It was not clear which type of meeting he would agree to ... but the prime minister has agreed to me... SURAPONG SUEBWONGLEE A shepherd may like to travel, but he should never forget his sheep. PAULO COELHO It is totally ridiculous and false. The minister himself has said that he has never even been in Vie... ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ I won't question the minister as to why he was unable, during February, to bring such an important t... RUDDY SPENCER [But] he could never take an audience seriously. If he took their advice, what they liked, that woul... BARRY MILES Mr. Bach is a very crafty person. This may be a mechanism he may be using to further his cause and h... RODNEY WOODS If the prime minister was in the know of it, then he is equally culpable. If he was not aware, then ... ARUN JAITLEY The relationship is so institutionalized and so important that while each prime minister puts his ow... MALCOLM HOENLEIN He that has not religion to govern his morality, is not a dram better than my mastiff-dog; so long a... JOHN SELDEN One day the prime minister might find himself in one contretemps too many, too late. It could be, in... BEN CASPIT One day, the prime minister might find himself in one contretemps too many, too late. It could be, i... BEN CASPIT Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can n... TOM WILSON All of us claim to know the president very well, but we wonder if he really knows us. But he introdu... DURGA AGRAWAL just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON Both the Prime Minister [Tony Blair] and President Bush have committed themselves to a vital role in... JACK STRAW The prime minister obviously can't walk the streets of Jerusalem for security reasons. But he can wa... ELLIOT BERRY In my experience, he was excellent with children, ... He didn't talk down to us. He may have brought... DOUGLAS GRESHAM As long as man has pride, he will appear unattractive and no one will be attracted to him. He may ha... DADA BHAGWAN Prime Minister Hun Sen is aware of those concerns and to demonstrate his compassion, he is sending a... OM YENTIENG I never thought that anyone could be loved as much as this kid was. The letters. Everyone knew him. ... ANNETTE OSHER How can the prime minister continue to hang on [after this kind of verbal attack]? He should have re... 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TAYLOR SWIFT He is a man who has shown himself not to be the Minister for Social Development or actually a minist... JUDITH COLLINS I promise: I will be a prime minister to everyone. For right and left, for settlers, Haredim, Druze,... ISAAC HERZOG He would give up his wings and heaven for her, a woman he loved but would never truly belong to him,... J.L. SHEPPARD As prime minister, Timoshenko pursued populist policies, increasing pensions and social assistance p... IGOR BURAKOVSKY A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs. A Judge may play a little at cards for ... SAMUEL JOHNSON Prime Minister Gonzi could not be trusted, he repeated, since there was no visible and plausible exp... JOSEPH MUSCAT Most importantly, I am thankful to Prime Minister Koizumi, ... As I said openly during my court-mart... CHARLES JENKINS This is the first time the prime minister has tried to seek the opinion of all leaders from Kashmir.... 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