Monty Python quote: "He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS Romanes eunt domus
LIFE OF BRIAN Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN At the end of Season Four of 'Mr. Show,' instead of doing another season, everyone just thou...
SCOTT AUKERMAN

I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
ISLA FISHER I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA 'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series.
MARK GATISS

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
ERIC IDLE

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR

My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl...
JASON BATEMAN My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN

First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our...
SCOTT ADSIT

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same con...
DAVID JAVERBAUM

I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of...
ISLA FISHER

The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two m...
RICHARD DAWKINS

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not...
ERIC IDLE

I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b...
HELEN MIRREN A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
BARRY HANNAH

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The O...
SETH MACFARLANE

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
MARGARET ATWOOD He was exceptional. He's got great reflexes and he's a smart goaltender. He was all that we expected...
LAURENCE GILMAN He can he do it all. He can run. He's elusive. He's got an arm, he's got touch. He's got a lot going...
CHARLIE WEIS

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And...
SETH MACFARLANE

I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE I was stuck. I called Michael and he got a little upset. I got him a rider and he won the race. But ...
BOB FRIEZE Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot an...
TERRY TEACHOUT

I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence...
GEORGE SAUNDERS

Once when Monty was in kindergarten, I had read to him and was trying to get him to go to sleep. He ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ

He turns off the techno-shit in his goggles. All it does is confuse him; he stands there reading sta...
NEAL STEPHENSON He watched Benny Hill all the time. All day long I'd come over and he would be playing Benny Hill an...
CLIFF LANDRY

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON

The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON

No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON

'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON

He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON

What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON

Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON

We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON

This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON

“I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON

Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON

You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON

-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON

Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON

Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON

Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON

Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON

“Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON

“It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON

“This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON

“Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON

Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON

Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON

And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON

I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON

Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON

Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON

He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.

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