He must not smell of drink or body odor and his 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' must resonate deeply.

Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob. He must not smell of drink or body odor.

Santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob. I even saw a Santa last year wearing trainers (sneakers).

Really, there have been conflicting reports about caffeine and whether it's good or bad for the body.

Look at this body, ... Do I look like I use steroids?

If a body can just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day and keep to that, I verily throw that he might leeve forever without dying at all, and that doctors and kirkyards would go oot o' fashion