"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."


Beth Henley

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Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
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I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.
ABBY WAMBACH
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
ANONYMOUS
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
JIM FOWLER
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
At which the audience never fail to laugh?
ARISTOPHANES
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
CRISS JAMI
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EPHDAN
Jokes that make other people laugh at the expense of others are not jokes. They're participated calu...
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
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JACK WHITEHALL
Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!
DIVYANKA TRIPATHI
The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
ADRIAN EDMONDSON
Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man wh...
GERMAINE GREER
Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man wh...
GERMAINE GREER
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HARLAND WILLIAMS
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.
DAVID ALAN BASCHE
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
CARROT TOP
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you ...
SAM KINISON
He laughs. I like his laugh. I hate that I like his laugh.
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When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic...
HARI KONDABOLU
There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.
ALAN WILSON
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
BOB EDWARDS
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul...
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PAWAN MISHRA
They started cracking jokes, and I said: 'Ain't nothing funny when I have to work the next day.'
BRUCE WHITE
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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
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Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way!
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I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. ...
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What's really great is when people get the jokes, when people laugh,
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PAULA DEEN
Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise m...
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When people told jokes today, they never made me laugh. One look from my dog, and it made my day.
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I started doing a lot of record dates and lots of commercial stuff. I started to grow tired of the b...
SCOTTY MORRIS
You laugh at me becuse I am different. I laugh at you becuse your all the same.
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I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing film...
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People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.
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Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laug...
NICK WECHSLER
You may laugh at a friend's roof; don't laugh at his sleeping accommodation
KENYAN PROVERB
You made me laugh at your jokes.
You made me cry at your criticism.
You made me shout at y...
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He played his best game ever. I think he was just exhausted at that point and when he started to mis...
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He bought a bunch of the hats and just started passing them out to our family before a game. I didn'...
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They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.
KURT COBAIN
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
ABDULLAH AHMAD
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
JONATHAN DAVIS
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me...
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The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, a...
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After me, everybody started drafting speed. But they used to laugh at a lot of those guys because th...
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You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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He who sounds his own trumpet will soon find plenty to laugh at him.
UNKNOWN
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TERENCE T. GORSKI
And even I have got to laugh at me.
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Death isn't funny."
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Eventually, he had me on the ground. And that's when I grabbed his glasses and I threw them. And so,...
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... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughi...
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I was allowed to film in the biggest mosque in India and when I told the imam the plot of the movie ...
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I used to think it was mere homesickness, then I started getting it at home.
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No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life."
"Wh...
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He just started to get his pitches up. I thought he pitched well enough to win.
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I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m...
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Here, he jokes with his teammates on the field. He yells encouragement, willingly accepts the spotli...
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MARTIN AMIS
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah i...
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It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alon...
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Don't laugh at youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his o...
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He used to get in some trouble at school. But since he started boxing four months ago, he's totally ...
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The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead peo...
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Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have bas...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.
DAVID E. KELLEY
My father would invite me sweetly to come and sit on a stool at his feet, and, as I let myself trust...
LINCOLN STEFFENS
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his...
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if...
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It's a really complicated lesson; it's counterintuitive for a comedian. I basically started taking t...
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I live alone, and it's good. I stick on a video, watch telly. I am a bit lonely sometimes, but I lau...
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WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Under the bludgeonings of chance / My head is bloody, but unbowed.
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Night with her train of stars / And her great gift of sleep.
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Shakespeare and Rembrandt have in common the faculty of quickening speculation and compelling the mi...
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
To be a good Briton, a man must trade profitably, marry respectably, live cleanly, avoid excess, rev...
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Out of the starless night that covers me,
(O tribulation of the wind that rolls!)
Black ...
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Essayists, like poets, are born and not made, and for one worth remembering, the world is confronted...
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
Shakespeare often writes so ill that you hesitate to believe he could ever write supremely well; or,...
WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY
As a kid, I was always mad - just noticing the women at Thanksgiving, running around the kitchen, wh...
BETH DITTO
A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.
BETH DITTO
It's not the winning that teaches you how to be resilient. It's the setback. It's the lo...
BETH BROOKE
My dad would always say, 'Girl, you've been given gifts. Use them.' And what he meant by...
BETH BROOKE
I was born fat and have always been, which was just fine and even healthy and cute until I turned te...
BETH DITTO
Setbacks are just learning experiences.
BETH BROOKE
I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.
BETH DITTO
Let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as the Bristol sound.
BETH GIBBONS
The upside to smoking is that you get to be social. I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben...
BETH ORTON
I enjoy doing fun things outdoors with my son to stay in shape. We like camping together. After a we...
BETH RIESGRAF
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigge...
BETH DITTO
We are, at least in part, who we remember ourselves to be. Take away our memories, and you take away...
BETH REVIS
I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.
BETH DITTO
Jessica. For god's sake," he said. "Allow me to do at least one common courtesy for you. In spite ow...
BETH FANTASKEY
Choice or no, my heart is his.
BETH REVIS
Where do you. come from?" Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could bre...
BETH FANTASKEY
Why did I sign up for this?'

'Because we grow by challenging ourselves.
BETH FANTASKEY
I don't suppose you have to believe in ghosts to know that we are all haunted, all of us, by things ...
BETH GUTCHEON
What is clear is that business leaders must commit to champion change - to be transparent about thei...
BETH BROOKE
Portland is a place where you can find a community as a feminist, a vegan or a fat activist. Artists...
BETH DITTO
I didn't have a fireworks moment for my salvation. I had a falling in love with Jesus in Sunday ...
BETH MOORE
Tone is so important because you can have a great script just be ruined with the wrong director - if...
BETH GRANT
God wants us to believe Him to be huge, even if we don't know what to believe Him for in a parti...
BETH MOORE
I knew that if I wanted to stop being a pushover I had to get comfortable with small rejections myse...
BETH DITTO
The fans of 'Speed' are very different from the fans of 'To Wong Foo,' which are dif...
BETH GRANT
More than the sound of my own beating heart, I miss the sound of a ticking clock. Time passes. It mu...
BETH REVIS
I have this vintage Valentino clutch. Ughhh, it's so pretty! Also, I'm not a big fur person,...
BETH RIESGRAF
As a business that's strategy-focused, I regularly experience bias on the part of male clients who a...
BETH ZIMMERMAN
Many of the environmental modifications of interest to women are so fundamental that I expect them t...
BETH ZIMMERMAN
Women want to simplify what they perceive to be an unnecessarily complex shopping process. Above all...
BETH ZIMMERMAN
When you go from one lecture hall to another or even home for the holidays, there is a desire to be ...
BETH ZIMMERMAN
The key is for product manufacturers and developers is to maintain as much of the essential function...
BETH ZIMMERMAN
Have some idea of how much you want to spend when you go into a contract with anyone. Allow approxim...
BETH YOUNG
I always do landscape design with the functional needs of the homeowners foremost in my mind.
BETH YOUNG
I think the confidence and optimism are there. I think they are really starting to believe. Confiden...
BETH YOUNG
I heard her shout that she was good for 16. I told Simone I was going to hold her to it. She said, '...
BETH YOUNG
There's still a lot of basketball to be played. We visit Allen on Tuesday and they're always tough. ...
BETH YOUNG
We probably have six who can score 18 to 20 points. We have five to six which can easily do it.
BETH YOUNG
We are the epitome of a true team. We don't have any superstars and everyone has stepped up in one w...
BETH YOUNG
There's a lot more attention being given to board leadership than there was a couple of years ago. W...
BETH YOUNG
You can't get down in this district. We started 0-2 and that makes it hard. You can't ever give up.
BETH YOUNG