He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.