He walked over to the roommate's bed, who was still sleeping, and he grabbed her buttocks, which woke her up,

I think we woke them up a little bit by doing that.

Around 6 am, as we were sleeping, there was a mighty explosion a thunderclap that woke me up. It was fireball after fireball truly amazing.

(He) walked over to this thing, grabbed it with his thumb and forefinger, and lifted it off the table. The place just erupted.

He's sitting up in bed and in relatively good spirits considering.

I woke the next morning and became a novelist,