He was a man too busy to flush toilets.


Mona Simpson

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Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
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Nowhere so busy a man as he than he, and yet he seemed busier than he was.
GEOFFREY CHAUCER
Nowhere so busy a man as he than he, and yet he seemed busier than he was.
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We plan to appeal this unjust ruling. There is no evidence that Mr. Simpson knew or should have know...
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He was a good man, but too good a man to be a great man.
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The busy man seems to have time for everything; the man who just thinks he is busy doesn’t have ti...
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I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.
CONNIE WILLIS
If you're too busy to go fishin', you're too busy
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Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
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There he was, O.J. Simpson, just chipping golf balls in his front yard.
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If you're too busy to help those around you succeed, you're too busy.
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He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good.
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Just because Scotty never got the girl, it did not mean he couldn't get a girlfriend, ... He was jus...
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My feeling is that any day I am too busy to run is a day that I am too busy.
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BOB STOTT
Mona is A
SARA SHPEARD
The man who is intent on making the most of his opportunities is too busy to bother about luck.
B. C. FORBES
Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.
DOROTHY PARKER
I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.
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The fatted calf, the best Scotch, the hoedown could all have been his too, any time he asked for the...
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O.J. Simpson? He bottomed out at 29 percent.
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Does Grandpa love to babysit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormon...
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TYLER COWEN
Pretty darn. He was a busy guy. He was right on course to being a heck of a football player.
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CYNTHIA HEIMEL
They beat me all the time. They were just quick. Aisha was too strong; I was just a skinny fool. She...
OKESENE ALE
Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
I didn't watch cartoons, I was too busy playing football.
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STEPHEN KING
NEVER be too busy to pray!
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When a man was alone too much, he had only himself to look into, and what he found there was all man...
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Robert Blake has a stigma about him, although he was found not guilty. It's like O.J. Simpson. ... A...
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He’d never be able to touch her, and as passionate as she was, she would eventually need a man who...
GENA SHOWALTER
I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris.
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A word of friendly advice could have saved him, but dear me, I was too busy watching him unravel to ...
JONATHAN STROUD
Actually, my real name is not Mona. It's Jasmeet. I changed it to Mona when I came to Mumbai.
MONA SINGH
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
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You just can't hit him flush.
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Coach was not happy with us. He told us we just need to flush this (game) down the toilet and forget...
MEL THOMAS
She was far too busy living out a passionate romance with Jesus Christ to be pining after an earthly...
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Never be too busy to be kind.
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I was not a good student. I did not spend much time at college; I was too busy enjoying myself.
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Chemical toilets were a luxury.
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WILLIAM FAULKNER
Don't be too busy earning a living to make any money.
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It's been really busy around here, ... I've been trying to do my homework. But it's too busy.
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When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
STANLEY KUBRICK
I wasn't much into girlfriends. I was too busy tinkering in the garage.
WOODY NORRIS
While you continue to "turn on your swag" I'll be busy being a man.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER
I just figured he was busy and he was doing something and that he would call me back.
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Problem with an old friend who is too busy:
he always perceives you as if never changed.
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It's my understanding that the person he was going to talk to was busy with student protest.
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I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
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If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.
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He is kind of a ladies' man, too,
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Mark Simpson told me he'll be looking for that man the rest of his life. And I believe him.
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It is all fund liquidation, probably commodity-index related. This was a commodity flush-out.
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You cannot have youth and the knowledge of it at the same time; For youth is too busy living to know...
KHALIL GIBRAN
Sometimes we're too busy in life to learn from it
DEREK CULLEN
I lied and said I was busy.
I was busy;
but not in a way most people understand.

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O man you are busy working for the world, and the world is busy trying to turn you out.
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I also never went there when I was little because I was too busy working and traveling on national t...
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He not busy being born is busy dying.
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So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.
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Catch Me When I Fall.
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I was looking for a movie where I wasn't the lead in it and a movie where I could go in and work wit...
ASHLEE SIMPSON
You are so lucky that your hair is still on your head.
ASHLEE SIMPSON
Why does she keep getting shoved down our throats?
ASHLEE SIMPSON
Apparently this is my year to be the first. I was just shocked when they told me. I just go about th...
ANNA SIMPSON
We had five feet of water. And now our house has a slant to it and it's not safe. So, we're going to...
ANNA SIMPSON
It was such a great time. To see the kids jumping up and down in excitement and the smiles on their ...
ANNA SIMPSON
We really only had three weeks after Katrina hit to get it all together. It was a hustle, and a few ...
ANNA SIMPSON
Also, the company Manpower will host a booth, and try to help people find jobs.
ANNA SIMPSON
After three weeks of cleaning out the mud and muck in my house, I needed a break. I realized that if...
ANNA SIMPSON
Water belongs to us all. Nature did not make the sun one person's property, nor air, nor water, cool...
MICHAEL SIMPSON
Justin is the top-rated talent. That doesn't mean he'll be the No. 1 pick. Arizona is looking at fou...
ALLAN SIMPSON
I've never had command - just look at my stats.
ALLAN SIMPSON
Justin is the top-rated talent. That doesn't mean he'll be the No. 1 pick. Arizona is looking at fou...
ALLAN SIMPSON
You just have to build facilities that can hold this many people. Obviously, you have to double up t...
ALLAN SIMPSON
The results have been just absolutely fantastic. There are people that start that aren't able to wal...
AMY SIMPSON
I can't even tell you how bad we wanted to win this game, all of us. After losing to them at home an...
AMY SIMPSON
To be the first ones is pretty cool. It does sort of show that if we can do it, so can you.
AMY SIMPSON
I've gotten frustrated before, but I always have (Katie) to talk to. She's gone through the same thi...
AMY SIMPSON
I know it will be a lot of work with school and practices, but I think I'm ready.
AMY SIMPSON
It's something I've always loved.
AMY SIMPSON
I just want to be able to play and not just stay on the bench.
AMY SIMPSON
I'm used to a bunch of teams playing box-and-one. I try not to force it too much. I know everybody e...
AMY SIMPSON
I someday hope to find the time and coin to invest more of my creative energy towards the visual med...
STURGILL SIMPSON
I don't really mind what people say about my love life or anything like that, but the one thing ...
ASHLEE SIMPSON
Fewer and fewer bars are doing live music. Instead it's more DJs and dance parties.
STURGILL SIMPSON
I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every da...
JESSICA SIMPSON
There's never been a better time to sell properties.
MIKE SIMPSON
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
ASHLEE SIMPSON
Frequently we do not leave the past behind. We clasp on to it. We dissect it, and let fears for the ...
RAY SIMPSON
I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just si...
JESSICA SIMPSON
I tried to make a honky-tonk country record - rough-hewn, cut fast, and all analog - like I wasn'...
STURGILL SIMPSON