He was not only a bore; he bored for England.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.

The trouble with kingdoms of heaven on earth is that they're liable to come to pass, and then their fraudulence is apparent for all to see. We need a kingdom of heaven in Heaven, if only because it can't be realized.

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see.