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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."

Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett

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Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.
— Terry Pratchett
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— Terry Pratchett
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— Terry Pratchett
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No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?
— Terry Pratchett
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