He wasn't exactly hostile to facts, but he was apathetic about them

He wrote about nothing that didn't carry either his name or his initials-sometimes his pieces were signed at both ends.

Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.

It is my indignant opinion that 90 percent of the moving pictures exhibited in America are so vulgar, witless and dull that it is preposterous to write about them in any publication not intended to be read while chewing gum.

Where it all will end, knows God.

The worst fact is better than the best opinion.